Just a currently insignificant Canadian girl whose name rhymes with Vagina (Chynna), and has WAY too many opinions to possibly express without a blog
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- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Hawkeye, Hawkeye, Hawkeye.
☞ requested by thebeaver
Oh you sexy
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I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
If making delicious cookies is considered gay then I want to be the gayest thing on the planet.
Reblog whenever I see this, cause I like this guy, He knows what’s up.
my cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
I wanted cookies, so I made some goddamn cookies because they are tasty and delicious.
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Sitting here watching the avengers for the fourth time (sadly not in theaters this time) and I got to thinking about the Iron Patriot… If they bring in that suit and make an entire new story line for him then they damn well better give Pepper Pots her suit so she can become Rescue or I will be mighty unimpressed…at the same time that’s a whole lot of iron men/women running around for one movie.
May 3rd you can not come fast enough.
“CAMOUFLAGE!!!” Is what i hear and come running into my previously clean room to find..meet my brother, he is in those photo…technically
I am the bad guy!!!! loki’d!!
Oh vitamin water you are delightful (Taken with instagram)
That awkward moment when somehow by magic you get deodorant on the counter so you wipe it off with a cloth and then while brushing your teeth wipe your mouth with said cloth.fml
Jam…again… (Taken with instagram)
